Friday, November 20, 2009

Go ahead....

And take a break from YOUR life and wander into MY head for a minute or three.
And yeah, that's Christmas music.....welcome to my world as of Nov. 1st :)

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A sneak peek into the intelligent and insightful daily musings of recent college grads:

(Texting conversation, 11/19)

Me: Yesterday I decided gravy is the United Nations of the Thanksgiving feast. The great unifier.

Kels: As long as it's not watery. If it's watery, it is a terrorist.

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And for those of you who are concerned about the future of a certain epic talkshow that's been in existence since 1986 (yes, one year longer than I've been alive)....

Be calm.
Oprah is MUCH bigger than Cher, so I'm expecting at LEAST 15 (fake) farewell tours before the real deal.
All is well.

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You may now return to your regularly scheduled daily programming.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

T-Swiftenstein ▲

This made my entire day.
Taylor Swift mocks well....



My favorite part is when they come into the cafeteria and awkwardly set down their trays. 
bahahaha.