Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Honest Toddler, aka the best twitter account of all time

Are you on the Twitter? Yes? No?

Well either way, you must go read @HonestToddler. It's the funniest Twitter account of my entire life. Basically, it's a woman tweeting as though she is a sassypants toddler. And it kills me.



Here are a few of my favorites:

on swingsets...

on scones...

on balloons & betrayal...

on 3am...

on curious george...

...I'm seriously dying over here.

13 comments:

Bunmi said...

Aww! Thank you for the kind blog post! I really appreciate it, Katie. And I like your flower headdress in your sidebar pic. Makes me pine for spring! xo Bunmi

Myke Lewis said...

I really liked the one you retweeted about coffee. Do you follow Tween Hobo? One of my favorites.

Katie Did What said...

Ahhhh I love them all! Hilar. I'm totes following Honest Toddler now :)

xo

Street Lily said...

This is hilarious... I'm not a twitter girl but that almost convinces me :)

Http://streetlily.blogspot.com

Kerry said...

Just got sucked into a vortex of honest toddler tweets for the past hour... ;) xo

Carlie said...

It seriously is my favorite twitter handler too! So funny!

katilda said...

Thanks so much for the comment! And mostly, thank you for bringing those tweets into my life. haha. I always look when I need a pick-me-up at work. And that picture of my flower crown makes me pine for spring too!

katilda said...

haha amazing! My favorite: Doing a Facebook Graph Search for "Wolf Packs" Who "Live Nearby" and Like "Human Orphans"

katilda said...

Ahhh you won't regret it! Your twitter feed just leveled up.

katilda said...

DO IT! (I'm sorry I yelled.)

katilda said...

Happens to me every day! haha

katilda said...

So glad you are a fellow fan! I feel an obligation to make sure everyone knows about it! haha

Misty Marie said...

So funny!!! Now following!

xoxo, Misty