Showing posts with label twitter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label twitter. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Honest Toddler, aka the best twitter account of all time

Are you on the Twitter? Yes? No?

Well either way, you must go read @HonestToddler. It's the funniest Twitter account of my entire life. Basically, it's a woman tweeting as though she is a sassypants toddler. And it kills me.



Here are a few of my favorites:

on swingsets...

on scones...

on balloons & betrayal...

on 3am...

on curious george...

...I'm seriously dying over here.

Friday, November 25, 2011

them social media people

hey katie, how's that new job of yours going?

well, thank you for asking!
it's been quite lovely.
and busy.
but i have no complaints!
i really am very, very content thus far.

and,
they sent me to a social media conference last weekend in tempe



let me tell you a unique feature of such a conference:
the audience is full of people who are likely on more than one techy device at a time, tweeting about the presentation as it's happening.

this is potentially the only venue out there where it's not rude to be actively using your cell phone, etc. during a  presentation, yes?

what did i learn?

here's a couple tidbits...

50-60% of people check social media first thing after waking up

94% of buyers [online and in-store] perform an online search about the product before making a purchase

having a properly optimized video on your site makes it 53 times more likely to show up in the first page of a Google search

...pretty fascinating, eh?

are you cats into social media?
twitter?
you'll find me at @k8ehawkes
[say hello!]

Monday, August 8, 2011

a tale of 10 tweets

probably one of the more epic friday nights i've had since this little situation.
so here it is,
as told to you by social media.
because that's how we do.

[the setting]
trip to prescott for this lady's reception

[the characters]
miss meghan (megawhale)
miss chantal (chantalion)
yours truly (K8Ehawkes)



[act 1: the wedding]

[act 2: the journey]



[act 3: the festivities]



[act 4: the plot twists]





[act 5: the conclusion]
[piled in the same bed back in phoenix]


and that, my friends, is a night in the life of us.

also, another photograph for your viewing pleasure:


...that's all.
[no i didn't wear those shoes to the wedding.]