Got talked into going to an Oct. 32nd Halloween dance party tonight. Threw together this last-minute costume, because....Sandlot, hooverdam straight I did. Also, I'm wearing these jeans that are dangerously close to splitting in the crotch seam. Just gonna dance it out if that happens, because #YOLO and #gottagetdownonFriday and stuff.
"Michael 'Squints' Palledorous walked a little taller that day."