really, just one question...
i've seen a 3D movie like once
and i think it was an attraction at disneyland...
or six flags?
and i think it made me really, really nervous
but lately everyone's all,
let's make all movies 3D!
even harry potter!
even old favorites that made you cry when you were 7and didn't understand how one lion could be so terrible to all the other lions, including his own family!
[HIS OWN FAMILY I SAY!]
i like that lion king is back in theatres
[we need to teach this phineas-ferby generation to wise up, yo!]
remind me why it wasn't good enough without special glasses?
["they're trying to kill it! they're trying to kill it!" ...a zillion cool points to anyone who can possibly name that reference.]
are hyenas going to leap out at me?
are antelope going to stampede into the audience?
i can't handle the anxiety!
this sounds like a recipe for a heart attack or an unfortunate bladder mishap
or, screaming when i'm not supposed to in the middle of a movie
[i already do this more often than appropriate]
you tell me
what's the big deal with 3D movies?
are you on board or not so much?