Monday, August 13, 2012

the worst week....ever.

it's no secret that i hate shark week.

think i'm being irrational?
picture something you're deathly afraid of.
like, makes your arms go numb kind of fear.
then picture an entire week where no one will shut up about it.
putting it on their tellyvisions...
posting it on their facebooks...
cluttering up your twitter feed...
are ya with me?

heart. uh. tack.

these are my complete feelings on the matter:


also, the following textersation occurred last night:

[sends me a horrifying picture of a shark which i refuse to post]

in the most loving way possible...i hate you right now.

how much would you love me if i sent you one shark photo per day?


i see. thanks for speaking my language.

exponential increase of sea creature terror,


Alexis Kaye said...

Haha! you are awesome!

Kristin said...

lol. it's not so bad! Although, if the world were all about spider week, I'd probably share your sentiments.

karajean said...

Haha! I'd feel the same way if there were a "Fish Week." Fish are the worst.

katilda said...

I feel this way about fish too. And whales. Oh my gosh. I can't even talk about the whales. Mostly just any creature that lives in the water. Gross, I'm totally creeped out right now. haha

Elisabeth Gee said...

Hilarious. :

Sophie said...

"If you really like sharks as much as you say you do, you'd have a f***ing shark tattoo on your FACE"
-Jenna Marbles on Shark Week

The Ballard Family said...

What I want to know is if a fear of sharks is so irrational, why are eighty five percent of the shows on during shark week ABOUT SHARK ATTACKS??? Seriously. I know this because I sat with my husband last night as he scrolled through the week's shows, recording them on our dvr. Ugh. That's what I get for requesting we get cable for the olympics. Backfired. Good luck. We will survive. Oh, and sidenote, not to revisit, but whales are the worst for me too.

flutefairy said...

I think my favorite part of this post it "Thank you for speaking my language". Goodness, you are brilliant!