it's no secret that i hate shark week.
think i'm being irrational?
picture something you're deathly afraid of.
like, makes your arms go numb kind of fear.
then picture an entire week where no one will shut up about it.
putting it on their tellyvisions...
posting it on their facebooks...
cluttering up your twitter feed...
are ya with me?
heart. uh. tack.
these are my complete feelings on the matter:
also, the following textersation occurred last night:
[sends me a horrifying picture of a shark which i refuse to post]
in the most loving way possible...i hate you right now.
how much would you love me if i sent you one shark photo per day?
i see. thanks for speaking my language.
exponential increase of sea creature terror,