Wednesday, June 6, 2012

movie review: snow white & the huntsman

so, i really wanted to like this movie.
i mean, i love me some fantasy-action cinema.
but...
um....
well......

redeemable things about this flick:

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and all the shnaz that ruined it for me:

kristen stewart.
and not even because of a twilight bias...
she just really wasn't that great.
sorry kristen, babe.

and what was with the guy with the bowl cut?
i simply could not take him seriously, yo.


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and all that fairy stuff? and the random white stag? ...what?
why must you never explain anything, movie??

and it felt reallllyyy unresolved at the end.
bummer.

so, pretty much....
i wouldn't recommend this one, kiddos.
but if you do see it,
smuggle some goods like i did:


and go with a friend like this one:


did you see it?
......thoughts?

less talk more chris hemsworth more rock,
katilda


12 comments:

Kylie said...

I haven't seen it yet, but it really seems unfathomable to me that they would even *try* to portray Kristen Stewart as being more fair than Charlise Theron. Boggles my mind (and not just based on looks...but on talent too). I'll probably just wait for the Redbox so I can at least see Chris Hemsworth ;)

Myke Olsen said...

Kristen Stewart is just the worst. Why do people keep asking her to make movies? I dug the dwarfs, though.

Erin said...

I felt like it was a mix of Hunger Games, Enchanted, and Chronicles of Narnia. And I agree Kristen Stewart didn't help the situation. I hate the weird breathing thing she does, you just became the queen....would it hurt you to smile!?

katilda said...

i didn't mind the dwarfs but i could hardly understand what they were saying sometimes. in retrospect, maybe that's why i thought the movie didn't explain anything well enough.

Katie said...

Hahaha I really like the comment right above mine. And no, I haven't seen it, and this post just sealed the deal. I'm not seeing it. At least not in theatres. As you know, I'm kind of attached to Once Upon a Time, so when I saw the commercial and how dark it looked, I was already turned off and didn't want to see it.

My Name is Jacy said...

Katilda!

I'm so glad you found me because now I found YOU! Love your blog! So eager to get to know you better but not so eager to see Kristen Stewart anymore. Thanks for saving me $9 :)

You are beautiful! I love your style! And yes, I love chevron.... love, love, love!

Natasha Ting said...

this movie didn't raise my attention at all. and yes, i can't help but to agree that Kristen.. just isn't that good.

Caralina on my mind said...
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Caralina on my mind said...

all i care about is your burly coat of skins.

Chupie Velez said...

I saw it. I thought the bowl cut guy was an unholy DNA cross between Paul Bettany in the Da Vinci Code and a younger Emo Phillips.

katilda said...

i don't know why i am just now seeing this comment, but it made me laugh so hard. that character was a hot mess.

San Antonio TX said...



I liked 'Mirror Mirror' because of its tongue-in-cheek humor. I like 'Snow White and the Huntsman' because it's, well - forgive me - so grim.