[the only relevance of this picture is that it is currently the profile pic of my co-star in today's blog content]
[...who am i kidding? when are the golden girls NOT relevant?]
when you combine me + the kels + the internets
these are the kinds of things that happen
on a daily basis, kids.
it's potentially out of control.
my chicken nuggets are too spicey
it's making me sweat and say crazy things
and misspell spicy
do you have some sauce to dull the spice?
i'm drowning them in ranch
ain't doin nuttin
geez! is it making your nose run?
my nose runs when i just say the word "spicy"
or when i don't say anything at all.
it just runs. perma-run.
when you say nothing at all....
whole new meaning to that song now
alison krauss had no idea what she was writing
i bet she's never had a bad nostril day in her life
and i hate her for that
but i still totally dig her songs
and voice, she's really quite wonderful
yeah ok, props props
she's all, "i'm a good singer, i can be insensitive about other people's olfactory conditons"
you know, that's the first thing that happens to people when they get famous.
it's a curse, really
michael jackson just got rid of his nose altogether
AND ashlee simpson almost did!
they know something we don't
hilary duff's aim was off a little and she got rid of her cheeks
then again, she's never been the brightest crayon
no. the most annoying? YES.
makes movies in which she sings pop at a classical musical school and gets away with it? who knows how!
AND falls in love with a hot guy there?
THERE ARE NO HOT GUYS IN MUSIC SCHOOL!
he wasn't hot, he had weird hair
that's not hot?
i've been so blind
FOR THE LOVE OF GORDO, KELS
hahahaha no I'm stifling the laughter..
which are turning into tears
you're lucky; mine's turning into snot
this conversation just came full circle
all back to the nuggets.
that needs to be on a shirt
i still have 5 to eat
I'M NOT READY
i've eaten 3 and i'm suffering
HA! only 3?! were they dipped in that awful green spicy death asian stuff?
no, that's for sushi
wasabi sounds like the asians' name for the devil
isn't sushi the nugget of the sea?
i......can't think of a single reason why it shouldn't be
i think we just discovered something
i don't know what, but i feel like this conversation got really intellectual
on that note, i'm ready to eat another nugget
it's sailing the sea of my esophagus
that actually sounds super fun
well....you're welcome any time
how's she handlin'?
swaying a little starboard but holding steady in the galleys
i can't do it
i can't eat the other 4
none of us blame you, cap'n. you fought as long as you could
speaking of cap'ns. Did you know Cap'n Crunch's whole name is Cap'n Horatio Magellan Crunch?
is it really?
can we call him Old Hor for short?
...and that's all for today, kiddos.
trust me when i say,
i'm never going to grow out of conversations like this one.
is it wrong to post more than one blog within a week with motifs of chicken nuggets and mucus? i'm going to go with a BigFatNo.