you have a friend-who-is-a-photographer.
friend-who-is-a-photographer is like,
"let's do a photo shoot!"
so you put on a skirt, lace, & red lipstick
grab a chair,
and hike off into the wild desert.
he took most of them on film so you'll have to w-a-i-t for those,
but here is a little preview.
...in other news, my hair is much longer than i thought.